FLAMES. ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE.

I started this as an email to Matt and Tara, but what the hell - I have spent the last 6 hours watching the Direct TV guy try and get my HD/DVR back so I can maybe start blogging again (hopefully).

So I figured why not share this with the 2 people that still read my blog through my blog
as a show of my love for them.
('sup t and matty)

I just watched this trailer another 2000 times - and from a costume perspective, I actually don't think its futuristic at all. It almost seems dated. The police look like storm troopers.
HOWEVER
I think I am ok with it. Because as much as The Hunger Games is the future, its a sad and post-apocalyptic future that in fact isn't progressive at all. So I think I applaud this almost banal approach to the costumes. One thing, though - I am distracted by Gale's shirt in the opening few scenes. I keep trying to pause it so I can get a better look at the stitching. What distracted me first was that it seemed factory made...like its from GAP or J Crew.

THAT BEING SAID.....

I DIE. AGAIN AND AGAIN. March 23rd needs to get here like now now.
I plan on nerding out about this like you people and
your fucking iphones.
THIS is what waiting in line is allllls about.

ok. I may be old now, BUT

WHAT IN THE WHAT IS THIS MTV????

ok. now I am the first person to say that Americans need
to get off our moral high horses and all that,
believe me.
So don't think this post is about me being shocked by teenage sex on TV.
However, if MTV were going to go out on this limb
then AT LEAST make it for a good show.
The production value of this is equivalent to what I imagine Canadian
public access must look like.
The acting is ABYSMAL, the costumes were AWFUL
(there was some teen girl wearing a grandma silk scarf tied like an Ascot??? And NOT in any kind of fashion forward way. She looked like a guidance counselor)
and the sets were just BAD.
Get a locations dept, MTV. call my boyfriend.
call ANYONE. jesus.

Beyond that...here is my one sex thing.
You can call me a prude ALL you want
I DON'T NEED TO SEE ANYONE TALKING TO
A POSTER OF AUDREY HEPBURN AND MASTURBATING.
especially not a 14 yr old TV lesbian.
for realsies MTV.

I won't abbreviate it, I will just say it - girl is CUNTY

So...my secret crush, the guy who writes The Superficial, posted these stories that only further prove that Lea Michelle is Medusa.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/lea-michele-is-kind-of-a-c-word-01-2011

and then the follow up:


http://www.thesuperficial.com/lea-michele-is-sorry-01-2011

AND JUST IN CASED YOU NEED FURTHER PROOF AND/OR MISSED IT:

I am very happy for Chris Colfer, but do what she wants for 2 seconds and focus on Lea Michelle.
I think if you look up asshole in the dictionary you will see the following screen grabs:

asshole.
also see: fake, dying inside, and so jealous she can't function.

Nightmares and Dreamscapes

So....as much as The Walking Dead is my ultimate life nightmare scenario, it is my ulimate dream TV show. Darbie and Justin and I marathoned it in Kingston the other day and it was basically an anxiety marathon that we could not get enough of.
I watched most of it like this:

My sweatshirt was my only defense against the zombies.
And when I got REALLY afraid, I pulled the strings
until the sweatshirt closed entirely, hid under the covers, and
made Darbie narrate scenes like these:

And then when they ATE the horse, I screamed from under
the covers, even though I saw NOTHING.
just heard the pa-chomp-chomp, pa-chewy-chomp
OF ZOMBIES EATING A FUCKING HORSE.

But it's mesmerizing.
It is beautifully shot, the writing is amazing, the suspense is INSANE
and you can not tear yourself away.

Ever the skeptic, I do have 1000 questions, though.
One of my ETERNAL questions is ALWAYS
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT ZOMBIES CAN DEFEAT OUR
ENTIRE MILITARY???
WE HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS FOR THE LOVE OF
GOD. CAN WE GET REAL PLEASE???
Zombies move REALLY slowly. And although they SWARM, like
brain-eating locusts, I just kinda refuse to believe
that the US military is that easily over-run.
especially in fucking tanks.

So I have chalked it up to fear.
BE-cause there isn't much scarier than this:

oh.
except maybe THIS:

so maybe I should cut the military a break.

Darbie kept teasing me when I revealed a life of recurring Zombie nightmares - but they are fucking SCARY. I am sorry - they ARE. It's fucking ZOMBIES. To add insult to injury, we watched 2 episodes before bed time AND, the bedroom I slept in is where they keep their bird, so Julian their mischevious little hellcat kept sticking his paw under the door and trying to fight his way in...kinda like this:

At least that what it sounded and felt like...
when all it was, was this:

laugh all you want - that cat was after me.

30 Rockin' It

I am leaving The Rock to go back to Criminal Intent.
These are some photo highlights of my 5 months on
NYC's funniest show.
I will miss you, Silver Cup Studios.
See you on the Flipside.

xoxo

My Newest Obsession

http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2011/01/quaid-201101

The Quaids.
This article is....in a word?
Fascinating. Redonkulous. Hilarious. Sad.
Everything.

Its fairly long, but read it.
it's madness.

but keep your nose clean, or the Star Whackers may come after you, too.

Even better, after you read the article, watch this interview
and read the comments below it. Apparently the Quaids are NOT alone...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9Bxq3JMwwc

this is one of my favs:

@annboylyn well put. I'm a targeted individual too.They have ways of making people do things. Mind control, micro weapons, bribery, blackmail, discrediting, setting up, you name it. Stinking mafia needs to be edited.

I LOVE THE FUCKING INTERNET.

Can we start a Becky fan page?

I am at least starting a Becky fan section of the blog.

Beeecause - she and Jane Lynch are my fav TV duo in a LONG time.

"Someone gave you really hideous gloves, Coach..."
Lauren Potter - I heart you.