Gaga....reminiscent of Madonna!

I lOOOVE a ridiculously dramatic VMA performance....the greatest in history pictured above. Madonna's Marie ANtoniette Vogue...

so

BRA-VA GA GA...I think you just killed yourself on national television and I enjoyed it.

I love when she plays the piano with her foot....she is like a cross between Madonna, Bjork, and Tori Amos.

I will fill in pics tomorrow...

I HAVE to post pics because I think GaGa is sitting in the audience covered in blood? Woah. scary....

(ps, I have always wanted to be Kristin Cavallari...I am not going to lie. Dumb as bricks, but crazy regular Hot)

VMA LIVE JIVE : COUNTDOWN TO GAGA

GaGa in 3.

I am hoping for a medley. A Poker Dance on a Disco Stick...

VMA live jive, part 2 (fuck Twitter, I live blog)

-Leighton needs to work out that eye make-up...although, it APPEARS that she has wiped some off since the pre-show...someone must have told her she looked like a prom experiment gone bad.

(tomorrow I will try and follow up with photos)

-I don't care ABOUT Fall Out Boy, so....yeah. I also don't care who wins. Green Day??? Oh BARF.

-someone let me know if I am ACTUALLY missing out by NOT knowing a damn thing about the Kings of Leon, or if everyone says that cause they think they are supposed to

-Not that I condone Kanye....but I hate this fucking Taylor Swift song. And this is country? What happened to PAtsy Cline???? (No, I am not a 50 year old woman, btw)

VMA live jive

1 - What the HELL is Madonna talking about???? (what is she EVER talking about really...)

2 - So....here's the thing. I love Michael, I do. I know several of those dances and will perform them in public with no shame or guilt, HOWEVER....just because he is dead he ISN'T craZY ???

HOLD THE PHONE BREAKING NEWS

Kanye West just completely interrupted Taylor Swift to basically tell her that she sucks.

which IS true....but....

KANYE. THAT WAS FUCKING RUDE.

RUDE

RUDE 

RUDE.

Just like Mama Kass, but minus the ham sandwich

It's been SO long, that I don't even remember how to embed a YouTube video! So all you get is this inspirational photo.

Friends, like the Village People before me, I think it is time to Go West.

Let's talk pros and cons:

PROS

-Bros 

-Dirty, tattoed surfing Dudebros (did I learn my lesson? Clearly not)

-weather

-year round tan (i am quite ugly when I am peekid)

-If you are going to be in film, isn't this the place to be? Some people disagree...

-TIMMMAYYY is here

-I heart Santa Monica. 

-TIMMMAYYYY

-Chchchchanges

-Can try and become best friends with Tay. You know how I love Tay Tay.

CONS

-Rent as opposed to maintenance...big change

-Call me a loser, but living that far from my Dad breaks my heart

-Apparently in LA you can't have water and cigarettes delivered at a moments notice (EPIC fail)

-People here are PSYCHOTIC about food and fitness. PSY-CHOT-IC

There are too many to list. But I am thinking about it. Not. Going. To LIE.

That's because I'm already drunk!

"Good for you!!!"

i love this show

REX MANNING DAY

Lips are for kissing, Javi.
Je Te Adore.